Critical Hit Engraving
From the party’s loot table to your doorstep — premium drinkware, coasters, and accessories custom-engraved with a high-speed fiber laser. Designed for fans. Built to last.
Precision engraving that won’t fade, peel, or wash off. Permanent markings on stainless steel, copper, and more.
Use our Transmogrifier tool to create stunning custom designs — no design experience needed. Upload art or build from our asset library.
In-stock items ship in ~48 hours. Custom orders in ~72 hours. $10 flat rate on $50+ and FREE shipping on orders over $100.
24oz double-wall insulated stainless steel water bottles. Flip-top lid, built to survive any campaign. Starting at $25.
20oz copper-plated and stainless steel coffee tumblers. Double-wall insulated for hot or cold. Bold style, serious performance. Starting at $25.
8oz stainless steel flasks for 21+ adventurers. Compact, sleek, and ready for engraving. Starting at $30.
Square and circle coasters in various materials. Great for themed sets, party favors, or collector displays. Starting at $4.
Engraved acrylic pieces — standees, displays, and decorative items for your shelf, desk, or game room.
Make it truly yours. Upload your own design or use our Transmogrifier tool to create one-of-a-kind engraved gear.
Every piece in our shop can be customized with your own design. Upload artwork, choose from our library of gaming and pop-culture assets, or use the Transmogrifier to build something completely unique.
Whether it’s a gift for your DM, party favors for a game night, or branded merch for your guild — we’ll engrave it with precision on premium materials.
- Upload your own artwork or logo
- Use the Transmogrifier design tool
- Preview before you buy
- Bulk orders for events & parties
- ~72 hour turnaround on custom orders
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Available exclusively to Guild Members (email subscribers).
$10 flat rate on orders $50+. FREE shipping on orders over $100. All orders ship from the USA.
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Questions? Email hello@criticalhitengraving.com. No bots, no runaround — just honest answers from the people who make your gear.
Critical Hit Engraving was born from a love of tabletop gaming, geek culture, and the belief that everyday gear should have personality. We use a high-speed fiber laser to permanently engrave premium stainless steel, copper, and acrylic products with designs that speak to the fandoms you love.
Owned and operated by Metahuman Network LLC, we’re a small team that takes pride in fast turnaround, quality craftsmanship, and making sure every order feels like loot worth rolling for.
Premium laser-engraved drinkware, coasters, and accessories — designed for the fandoms you love. Shop the collection or create something entirely your own.
